Monkey Spanker brings hi-tech to wanking
Monkey Spanker has taken the world of couple and solo play toys to its
knees. This is a comparative rarity – a vibrator for men that can be
used for masturbation or mutual pleasure by couple and groups.
• Take out your penis, or someone else’s
• Turn on your Monkey Wanker and add a squirt of lube
• Slip it over the shaft of your erect dick
• Now spank it baby and enjoy!
Not so for boys. The sex toys for them have left a lot to be desired. Meet the Monkey Spanker a brand new vibrating masturbator for men!
“This is to male wankers what the whole range of rabbit vibrators are for the ladies. Get on and get off a lot more often than you were before.”
“The Monkey Spanker takes wanking to new levels. I was shaking for ten minutes after I used it the first time.”
“Girlfriend gave me one for my birthday. She put it on in the dark and started spanking. Thought I was getting a blow job. Works for me!”
2. Renewable. Batteries last a long time but if they run low they are easy to replace.
3. Affordable. Ladies spent hundreds of dollars on vibrators. The Spanker is cheap!
4. Ease of use. If you can wank you can spank!
5. Lasts forever. That’s it. It just lasts and lasts.
Click here to view the Monkey Spanker.
This affordable, fun device looks a bit like an egg separator. But never, nothing gets separated here except cum from anyone penis.
Five Steps to Using the Monkey Spanker
• Order your Monkey Spanker - it’s cheaper than just about any other sex toy• Take out your penis, or someone else’s
• Turn on your Monkey Wanker and add a squirt of lube
• Slip it over the shaft of your erect dick
• Now spank it baby and enjoy!
Why the Monkey Spanker was invented
Why the hell should women have all the fun? They can have vibrators with bells, whistles and knobs on (literally), in any color, shape and size, bejeweled motorized and made from rubber, silicon, stainless steel, glass or plastic.Not so for boys. The sex toys for them have left a lot to be desired. Meet the Monkey Spanker a brand new vibrating masturbator for men!
Perfect gift for any wanker!
It’s not enough to just love wanking, or loving someone else who does. The Monkey Wanker takes five finger exercises to a whole new level. There is something quite boring about the old missionary way of bringing off Percy. This is it! Fantastic present for any male who like having it on with a little help of modern science.What they say about the Monkey Spanker
“Bugger penis pumps, this is the real item. The Spanker is affordable and the effects are outstanding. When I go away it’s the first thing I pack.”“This is to male wankers what the whole range of rabbit vibrators are for the ladies. Get on and get off a lot more often than you were before.”
“The Monkey Spanker takes wanking to new levels. I was shaking for ten minutes after I used it the first time.”
“Girlfriend gave me one for my birthday. She put it on in the dark and started spanking. Thought I was getting a blow job. Works for me!”
Benefits of the Monkey Spanker
1. Simplicity. You get the plastic devise, the vibrator unit and the 2 sets of batteries.2. Renewable. Batteries last a long time but if they run low they are easy to replace.
3. Affordable. Ladies spent hundreds of dollars on vibrators. The Spanker is cheap!
4. Ease of use. If you can wank you can spank!
5. Lasts forever. That’s it. It just lasts and lasts.
Click here to view the Monkey Spanker.
